1) The Exercise of WillPower: There are tables filled with salty and sweet
and baked treats. All contestants simply have to wait around and not eat. The
one who holds out longest wins gold.
2) Staring contests.
3) Synchronized logging.
4) Multi-Day Log completions.
5) Restaurant Ordering while keeping sodium below daily goals.
6) Multi-Tasking- Commenting on logs while drinking coffee and raising kids, answering phones, performing simple math tasks, and folding laundry.
7) Meal Planning. With a pretty much vegetarian, a carnivore, an omnivore, and yours truly, I do believe meal planning should count as an Olympic sport.
8) Calorie Counting. Extra points for accuracy and honesty.
9) Clothes Shopping- Guessing the right sizes, squishing all the appropriate parts in the next size smaller hoping to get there, and figuring out whether in fact "those jeans really do make my butt look bigger" should be considered.
And LAST but NOT LEAST:
10) Blogging.
Pretty sure I would win a few medals, and it would be worth the taxes I'd have to pay to keep 'em.
2) Staring contests.
3) Synchronized logging.
4) Multi-Day Log completions.
5) Restaurant Ordering while keeping sodium below daily goals.
6) Multi-Tasking- Commenting on logs while drinking coffee and raising kids, answering phones, performing simple math tasks, and folding laundry.
7) Meal Planning. With a pretty much vegetarian, a carnivore, an omnivore, and yours truly, I do believe meal planning should count as an Olympic sport.
8) Calorie Counting. Extra points for accuracy and honesty.
9) Clothes Shopping- Guessing the right sizes, squishing all the appropriate parts in the next size smaller hoping to get there, and figuring out whether in fact "those jeans really do make my butt look bigger" should be considered.
And LAST but NOT LEAST:
10) Blogging.
Pretty sure I would win a few medals, and it would be worth the taxes I'd have to pay to keep 'em.
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