1. With all the size changes, the uniforms wouldn't fit by the time we were
competing.
2. Because no one finds watching "salad eating" as interesting as, say, discus throwing.
3. Because without a court order, none of us are climbing on scales in front of NBC and the world to show our losses. I speak for myself here but believe not everyone wants the world to know JUST how heavy we were to start.
4. Because the Olympics don't last forever but keeping weight off does.
5. Because, let's be honest, certain countries/cultures simply have more to lose and therefore it's not an internationally fair playing field.
6. Because most of the Olympic athletes I've seen are already thin BECAUSE of their insane exercise habits.
7. Because most of us who need to lose weight in significant amounts wouldn't make it through the Parade of Nations march without an oxygen tank. Or, in my case, a wagon.
8. Because we would need our own flag for MFP. And who wants to design THAT?
9. Because there are too many competitors.
10. Because the winning medals would add to the scale.... who wants that!?!?!?!?
2. Because no one finds watching "salad eating" as interesting as, say, discus throwing.
3. Because without a court order, none of us are climbing on scales in front of NBC and the world to show our losses. I speak for myself here but believe not everyone wants the world to know JUST how heavy we were to start.
4. Because the Olympics don't last forever but keeping weight off does.
5. Because, let's be honest, certain countries/cultures simply have more to lose and therefore it's not an internationally fair playing field.
6. Because most of the Olympic athletes I've seen are already thin BECAUSE of their insane exercise habits.
7. Because most of us who need to lose weight in significant amounts wouldn't make it through the Parade of Nations march without an oxygen tank. Or, in my case, a wagon.
8. Because we would need our own flag for MFP. And who wants to design THAT?
9. Because there are too many competitors.
10. Because the winning medals would add to the scale.... who wants that!?!?!?!?
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