So as I was heading into the bathroom this morning to face my scale, hoping
to see a slight budge in the numbers, I had this thought of what life must be
like from the scale's perspective.... which turned into a dialogue that I needed
to share.
Scale: Are you back AGAIN???? Sheesh, lady, I mean I know I'm important and all, but don't you think once a week is a little much?
Me: Yeah... it's Friday. Again.
Scale: Do you REALLY want to know?
Me: I think so?
Scale: Are you going to yell at me?
Me: I make no promises.
Scale: Well... I'll give you a hint. You've seen this number before.
Me: Sigh.
Scale: You want me to lie?
Me: No.
Scale: Are you mad?
Me: Well, not really. I mean, I know the number is the same as the last few weeks. Any chance you're broken?
Scale: Well you could try resetting me. But you did that last week and the week before (and I hate to point it out but you also did it just now before you got on me again). Here, step off and try again.
Me: Sigh.
Scale: Nope, I'm right.
Me: It's okay. I know you're going to change at some point. And I won't give up until you do.
Scale: I think that's great. I applaud your persistence. But, one question.... do you EVER wear clothes?
Me: Shut up.
Scale: Are you back AGAIN???? Sheesh, lady, I mean I know I'm important and all, but don't you think once a week is a little much?
Me: Yeah... it's Friday. Again.
Scale: Do you REALLY want to know?
Me: I think so?
Scale: Are you going to yell at me?
Me: I make no promises.
Scale: Well... I'll give you a hint. You've seen this number before.
Me: Sigh.
Scale: You want me to lie?
Me: No.
Scale: Are you mad?
Me: Well, not really. I mean, I know the number is the same as the last few weeks. Any chance you're broken?
Scale: Well you could try resetting me. But you did that last week and the week before (and I hate to point it out but you also did it just now before you got on me again). Here, step off and try again.
Me: Sigh.
Scale: Nope, I'm right.
Me: It's okay. I know you're going to change at some point. And I won't give up until you do.
Scale: I think that's great. I applaud your persistence. But, one question.... do you EVER wear clothes?
Me: Shut up.
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